4 going on 16

"Mommy?"

"Yes, Zo?"

"I can't wait to drive."

"Well you have a long time before that happens."

"Tomorrow?"

Mothers Day 2011

She just asked me why I said it was non-toxic. Please do not be that chalk eater from that crazy A&E or Discovery Channel show. Thanks.

Day 20 - DC with 2 children. This should be fun.

SAHMonkey who climbed on the table to take a picture of her cousin off the wall. Its a zoo around here.



SAHFail #3 - "mommy these flowers on the kitchen table are dying, I will pick them off to help you."



SAHMomAunt is getting good at this. If it didn't cost $70 to fill up my car I would just drive them around all day.




SAHDog who wants to come in. SAHBaddoggymomma!

Day 18

Dentist appointment I forgot about because it didn't pop up on Outlook.



SAHTraffic jam in Laurel. SAHM is really late for the dentist appt.

Also just sat through two songs in Spanish as my child gyrated in her car seat. Video of SAHSenorita to come.

Day 17

I shipped the kid off to my amazing MIL so I could blog....joke *sortof*.

I actually have some things I need to do today that require me to be on the phone and computer....applying for jobs.



SAHTrance - watching the creepiest Japanese cartoon her father could have found her...



Said SAHReally bad Japanese cartoon that we have watched 85 times.



Proof I should be working...

Day 16

SAHElmo waiting for the festivities to begin!




SAHHot Chocolate in a super cool Starbucks cup! SAHM used to be able to buy all the cute ones, she will again one day and they will be even better than the old ones.



SAHAmputee, will be in the trash as soon as two children close their eyes for a nap.




SAHNiece who really loves SAHBrody.



SAHFed children and no evident burn marks in their mouths. Yay!




SAHCookies! Yes, I could have given them fruit; I didn't.....



SAHArtwork!

"I want that movie!" Me: "um sweetie that is a Frontline commercial and we are NOT getting another SAHDog."

SAHFort - camping from home at it's finest.




SAHPedicure I think she just jammed a cuticle cutter in my already damaged toes. She is just helping the nail loss from running along. Team player!



SAHPedicure finished product. Going to try to avoid Cosmetology school. Toe tree problem solved! I am going to start referring to myself as Rainbow Bright!